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Jonathan

The worlds greatest shitbag. Always messes up and breaks the girls heart. Gets along well with her family but always has to some what mess up. A child of god but always is the shitbag. He always makes you have a low self esteem. Trust me when I say this, you would never want to meet this Jonathan.
Have you seen my buddy Jonathan

Ew I never want to see him again. Did you hear what he did?
No?
by SimplyGigi November 3, 2019
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Jonathan

The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo
Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.
by Hajob April 13, 2019
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Jonathan

He is a hot, caring, and loveable. He is a good boyfriend than will treat you with love and comfort you when you need it. He will seem outgoing and full of him self until you get to know him then you will like him a lot. he is an easy person to fall in love with even if you don't try to. If you find a Jonathan you are lucky to have him
person 1: wow do you see that guy he is so hot

person 2: yeah that is Jonathan
by hannah catherine sheppard March 18, 2020
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Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.
Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"
by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019
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Jonathan

This is the best type of person you'll ever meet. If you ever feel like your world is ending they will be there for you no matter what. If you have a chance to have a Jonathan in your life never ever, in your life let them go they are the best thing that will ever happen to you, and i say this from experience. If you ever fall in love with a Jonathan don't let them go and don"t ruin it because seriously they are the best type of boyfriend you will ever find. Trust me they may not be cute and sometimes they may but they are the best. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a Jonathan in my life. You can tell him anything and he wont tell anyone no matter what.
Girl 1: Hey your dating Jonathan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl 1: Nothing just it seems like he make you super happy...i guess hes a great guy
Me: Yeah, Jonathan is the best.
by girl_deeply_in_love October 26, 2019
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Jonathan

A virgin who use too much callouts in the most casual af games instead of competitive games
Jonathan playing Pummel Party: He's on the left. He's south west heading south. Check those corners. RPG 12 o'clock! Take cover! Watch my Six. I'm hit i need urgent surgical. Bravo Six going dark.
Jonathan on Escape from Tarkov:......
by Smeer Felatio September 18, 2020
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Jonathan

Me-are you high
Jonathan-am I what

Me-high
Jonathan-hello
by Bagelore September 1, 2019
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