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lil jon

a nutso nigga hailing from ATL. yea i think everyone knows he cant rap, maybe cuz he just doesnt. just cuz he's black doesnt mean he sings r&b or has to rap. hes a producer for many dirty south artists, and reknown king of krunk wit the eastside boyz
YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOO WHHHHAAATTTTTT??????
OOOOOOKKKKAAAAYYYYYAAa!!!!!!!
by D-I-P lowridah January 5, 2005
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The Jon Avila

The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".

Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"
(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)

Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!

Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"
by Jack Jay May 14, 2008
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jon porth

He pulled aJon Porth after that bottle flip Infront of the entire school.
by 69Jazz69 November 4, 2019
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big jons

big gains, large profits, and massi quantities.
bruh we getting them big jons

yardy kno brah
by gatfrat June 20, 2018
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jon boat

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.

Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"
"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)
by JDAM! July 8, 2010
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Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is a

comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.

He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked

Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley

<3
VIVA LA STEWART !

Jon Stewart makes me smile :D
by jewfetish July 19, 2009
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Lil' Jon

The king of crunk and the best back-up and front man rapper. Is classified by his use of the words WHAT, YEAH, & OKAY
Man Lil' Jon seems to be everywhere lately.

YEAH, he kicks ass
by Jamin Ho December 16, 2004
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