John

A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.

Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break??
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.

by Annoying Josh May 28, 2019

John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

by strawberrykat April 30, 2021

John

But of a twat innit

Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit

by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018

john

Something you are referring to as an object .

" Ayo bruh, pass that John"

by v r o December 15, 2017

John

Cunt

John is a cunt

by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John

Gay

John is a gay guy

by QWERTY my day March 8, 2019

Johns

An item, or an object. Normally referred to in a hood manner.

Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly

by Big slimmy April 20, 2019