Johanna

Johanna is cute and nice, but sometimes she can be rude. Johanna doesn’t really care about the people around her she only cares about her self. You might fall in love with her but be careful because she’s gonna break your heart. Also Johanna don’t really appreciate what they have either.

Guy: boy why you crying

Guy2: Johanna broke my heart, I gave her everything and she didn’t appreciate me

Johanna by Cupcake_sprinkles July 1, 2018

Johanna

Johanna is a person who is a clout chaser and wants a lot of money and be famous.

She’s does not like to talk to anyone and she can get very salty about people that talk to her first when she’s supposed to talk first.

Nobody:

Johanna: I wanna steal clout from everyone and I don’t want nobody to talk to me unless I talk to them first and I gonna go famous and talk to cool people only that has a lot of clout!

Johanna by rhfusifjd April 15, 2019

Johanna

Johanna is a feminine given name that might be harmless by itself but if it is combined with the last name “Perez” you’re experiencing an abomination of nature.

She is very damaged inside and makes sure everything she touches gets damaged too.

Johanna Perez is a nasty problem as it is, but things can get actually much worse when she gets access to social media. It is proven that the effects of reading a post made by Johanna Perez can cause itching, fast heart rate, hallucinations and paranoid delusions.

Recent studies show that for well trained people that know how to handle limitless human stupidity the effects of these dangerous posts can be positive and helpful if used humorously.

They recommend the creation of WhatsApp groups for sharing this crap and create memes and stuff.

Friend A: Hey guys! Did you see the last post of Johanna?
Friend B: Please share!!!
(Firend A delivers)
Friend B: OMG!!!!!!
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: How can she post that? Doesn’t she realize how ugly she is???
Friend B: She looks really old and wasted. I’m not even going to say anything about the caption.
(Friend D shares a cropped version of the post)
Friend B: Ewwwwwww...
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: Oh Lord! I didn’t noticed he is touching La Infanta like that!

Johanna by Gente Baja y Chusma October 8, 2019

Joanna

A big ole poppy head

Hey man, don't be such a Joanna

Joanna by Bigbutterybutterfly January 3, 2023

johanna rabsey

an attractive brunette who has literally no time to play sports but has time for minecraft. the opposite of most female bronxvillians, she tried to play a couple sports and failed miserably. tis true. has alternating best friends but her main one moved to a different school. her fears include people, authority, and tangled hair.

johanna rabsey

johanna rabsey by stare@dabooty December 16, 2013

Johanna

Johanna is the girl of your dreams. She is very smart and funny. And is often a model.

Johanna is a real beauty
I wish I could look more like Johanna

Johanna by Hsgshksllel December 11, 2016

johanna kullenberg 

Johanna Jullenberg is a name that when a person is called like that, it means you are amazingly talented and beautiful. There is one Johanna Kullenberg in Sweden, everybody knows she will become a model soon

Look at how beautiful is Johanna Kullenberg!!

johanna kullenberg by Olivia Hilton December 24, 2016