Jen’s Bush

A middle aged lady who lets her muff go. It will turn white and look like a small shrub tree!

I had some dirty dishes with dried food however lucky that I could use Jen’s Bush to clean them!

by SKacsir June 11, 2018

Jens

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!

He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.

WoW Jens looks really good!

by Seacret admirer June 27, 2019

George jennings

George Jennings is a skinny boy who touches fat boys. He thinks he's funny but he's not.if you see a Jennings run your life is on the line you might get touched.

The Jennings is a sexual disease. George jennings is very dangerous.

by Meghan markle June 27, 2019

Chia Jen

A weird girl, always very attractive and kind, she’ll be your listening ear and is a very good friend. Extremly sweet, it’s not hard for her to capture hearts ;)

“she’s such a good friend, i’m never letting go of Chia Jen”

by HumansGalore April 20, 2019

Jennings

A rare cryptid lurking in the Midwest that's made of bones. A skeleton friend to all. Reminiscent of Mr. Tumnus from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", Jennings is a guide to lost souls. Can travel at superhuman speed.

A: I think I saw a skeleton in trenchcoat pass the library...
B: That wasn't a skeleton that was Jennings!

by Lindt20 April 26, 2019

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

Jens

The man... The myth... The lege- nah it's just Jens.

-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.

by playerballman May 14, 2019