Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.

Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.

by Sipacris January 3, 2011

Facebook Itch

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.

David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".

by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015

Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016

Jock Itch

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 1, 2019

Maker's Itch

The almost palpable sensation of restlessness a maker gets if he or she hasn't created something or worked on their latest project for an extended period of time (due to work or other commitments getting in the way, for example).

T: Dude. Can you stop jiggling your feet?
A: I can't just sit here, man - I've gotta build something. This Maker's Itch is driving me crazy!

by WordMaker February 2, 2013

make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.

Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”

by LittleBARON February 11, 2022

Vaginal Itch

A guy who is such a pussy and annoys the hell out of people, especially woman.

That guy is such a pussy and so irritating he reminds me of vaginal itch.

by Big-Gar January 13, 2009