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Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.
Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man
by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021
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Iowa

A sacred word shared between two idiot best friends who are teenagers but have the minds of 4 year olds.
Hey what’s up, IOWA, ha ha ha ha, Iowa
by Iowa man February 18, 2022
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Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
mugGet the Iowa Crunch Barmug.

Tipton, Iowa

Stay away from Tipton, Iowa it is like Hell.
by Meow Bitch December 11, 2019
mugGet the Tipton, Iowamug.

Laurens Iowa

A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.
Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."

"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018
mugGet the Laurens Iowamug.

Iowa

The most boring state in the entire universe. all it has is corn
Iowa is boring it only has corn
by Big Brain Joe June 15, 2021
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