Malvern,Iowa

Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.

I just got fucked in Malvern,Iowa by my Cousin.

by GwoodInTheHouse! May 26, 2018

Iowa City Gimlet

The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.

Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.

by Mimi’s polygottus October 4, 2022

Iowa beef

Self-explanatory.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.

by Huckleberry Joe November 29, 2017

Iowa

The place all of you fuckoffs are gonna go to when global warming destroys your crops, get used to nice people, 2001 Chevy Silverados, Corn and, Hurt's Donuts, we are the Corn and Education capital of the world, we are NICER than Canadians, bUt IoWa Is SuPeR bOrInG, eh? kinda maybe a little? But it is so nice here, it's actually GREEN here! there are open fields and non polluted air, great fishing spots here too! Take a week to breathe real air and go to Iowa, this is #notspon i just love it here

GO TO IOWA NOW! ...bitch

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

old iowa trick

A ruse performed out of casual self-interest. Mildly disrespectful. Always successful.

"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"

"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."

by Cofveve July 27, 2017

Iowa Filly Buster

When a male gets on an obese female's back and rubs his penis between her back tits until he ejaculates in her hair, thereby busting a nut in the filly's hair.

Last night I was banging Rhonda and she had stank breath so I turned her over and gave her the Iowa Filly Buster.

by Dirk Brom December 4, 2025

Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020