Iowa

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"

Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

Des Moines Iowa

A city where everyone wears neiman marcus clothes, Saks fifth avenue clothes, designer clothes accessories has designer furniture and luxury items, assets, goods and buys luxury services

Des Moines Iowa

by Guccipolo November 15, 2025

Iowa Filly Buster

When a male gets on an obese female's back and rubs his penis between her back tits until he ejaculates in her hair, thereby busting a nut in the filly's hair.

Last night I was banging Rhonda and she had stank breath so I turned her over and gave her the Iowa Filly Buster.

by Dirk Brom December 4, 2025

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Female To Male (Iowa); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Female To Male (Iowa); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025