Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020

Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 06, 2023

Iowa Water

A cold Buschhhhh latte

Hey you back to drinking that Iowa water again?

by Bobertf3 January 01, 2022

Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.

Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man

by Myapeters<3 July 18, 2021

Birmingham Iowa

Birmingham is a small town in the southeast part of iowa. It has like 500 people in it. Everyone knows everyone.

"I'm going to Birmingham Iowa"
"Why? There's nothing to do there!"

by scoobydoooooo November 27, 2011

Haverhill, Iowa

A very small Iowa town that sucks the souls from those who habitate there. Quite possibly the gateway to Hell. Also known as, "Haverhell".

"I lived in Haverhill, Iowa for a few years and surprisingly made it out alive... My heart is still beating, but most of my soul was destroyed by Haverhell".

by sYDNEYb June 19, 2017

Tipton, Iowa

Literal Hell

Stay away from Tipton, Iowa it is like Hell.

by Meow Bitch December 11, 2019