quantum theory

A really weird game of dice

Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"

by the_unknown December 4, 2012

the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!

Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!

by the kevster theory January 18, 2012

Montgomery Theory

The idea that there is or will be an Urban Dictionary entry for every conceivable short series of human action based on the assumption that Urban Dictionary will never shut down
(Coined by Austin Montgomery)

"I wonder what it's called when people sit around in a circle trying to figure out what to do and then nothing gets done."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I found it, it's called fanarkling"
"That's the Montgomery Theory for ya"

by OprahLikesMen April 29, 2019

Kaguya Theory

When a character (typically in a fighting game) appears/feels as though they have potential to be strong, but actually has none in truth

Named after Kaguya Otsusuki in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4, being a paragon of the theory

"She's got some sauce dude, I swear it!"

"Nah man, you're just falling into Kaguya Theory"

by StellarBishop August 21, 2022

theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal

Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!

by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021

The Rodrigo Theory

If any Kerboodle homework is done after Rodrigo has done it it makes the system glitch.

Most websites obey The Rodrigo Theory .

by Thoery Guy March 15, 2018

Shoebox Theory

When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.

A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.

by 4.nCotter December 17, 2019