by Atomic Smartass September 8, 2017

A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.
During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.
To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.
To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
by OneFailedFaggot June 14, 2018

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017

A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."
by Foolhardy Hero November 29, 2015

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region
by RaisinCookieCrumble July 6, 2016

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011
