flora barnes

the worlds biggest sket/munter that has ever existed

oi, that sket flora barnes should die

by dabxD July 13, 2017

Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Buldge barn

Bulge barn , it’s the new bulk barn

Buldge barn it’s the new bulk barn let’s go check it out , they got some good deals going on

by Mnj85 June 22, 2021

Mandela Barnes

My mom was a teacher and my dad worked third shift!
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family

Twitter: “I can't believe Mandela Barnes lost!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”

by The Wisconsin Democratic Party January 19, 2023

poop barn

An alternative name for a man or woman’s hind quarters.

Take a look at the poop barn on her!

by Pokyhontas January 23, 2023

Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.

“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”

by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023

Barn Up

When one steps up and takes care of their business and exceed expectations they barn up.

Jamal: Hey Bre can you make six boxes of chicken.
Bre: That’s a lot of chicken.
Jamal: Girl you just need to barn up and make the chicken.

by Lecrae116 October 20, 2018