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Dorian Theory

1. To study the life lessons of Dr. John Dorian.

2. A sweet ass band out of Ventura, CA.
1) I wrote a thesis on the Dorian Theory.

2) Did you hear Dorian Theory? They bring the mothafucikin awesome!
by Darwin Manfred III March 1, 2009
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the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!
Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!
by the kevster theory January 18, 2012
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Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners
Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?
by Sgurnz December 22, 2013
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Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.
Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.
by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021
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a.b.gail theory

The thought that someone you know looks like a porstar you have seen so now you subconsciously link those two people together
Bro I’m suffering with a.b.Gail theory

right now
by ScubaSniper May 24, 2021
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theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal
Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021
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food theory

A youtube channel made by Matpat, the creator of fnaf /j. Matpat has also created Game Theory and Film Theory. These beloved channels have taught me more than middle school could ever dream of
“what’s your favorite theory channel?” “food theory” “you are so cool man oh my goodness it’s the best one out there
by Langrow June 26, 2021
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