Harding, Illinois

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.

Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?

by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019

Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.

“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”

by Drugs and hookers March 8, 2021

Rockford, Illinois

Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.

Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name

by cyberpowerjoonee September 30, 2024

Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.

I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!

by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024

Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to think that it does not exist

Mental Illinois DOES NOT EXIST AND I DO NOT HAVE IT

by lil-stinker October 15, 2022

robinson illinois

A stupid town with an stupid oil company that constantly makes noise, has crappy schools and, a lot of retards

Man i hate robinson illinoies that town has nothing in it.

I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3

by Lird zapor February 27, 2022