He is a short athletic kid only wears champion and sports clothes stupid funny cute 🥰 but short most girls like him but can’t see him 🤏🏿 Overall he’s a cutie and a keeper but super short you have to use a microscope to see him
by Andres Michael and Ben March 2, 2020

A very smart and intelligent person
Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble
But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone
Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble
But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone
by Baguvic April 14, 2020

Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.
by It’s Ian January 28, 2018

Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".
Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020

Ian’s are one of the best people that you’ll ever meet. They’re kind, sweet and sometimes mean to their gamer girlfriends. They do some stupid things that they regret but it’s ok cause someone still loves him. Ian’s are God’s and have a good sense of humor;) they’re very handsome as well:) you can’t go wrong with an Ian and they will always be there for you:) they also love their execute 66 and Star Wars as well!
“Who’s that guapo lil boii sitting there?”
“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”
“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”
“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”
“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”
by EeVEe777 January 22, 2018

A gay kid who flashes is pp and is gay and will piss you off every day and has anger management problems
by Wpekekndnfjfkemandnfnfn April 24, 2019
