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Welfare-claws

Fake finger nails, typically longer than 1/2 an inch from fingertips, with large amounts of color varience, or one solid color that starkly contrasts skin tone.
Shandira's welfare-claws are long enough to kill a man.
by AttackonJordan July 7, 2017
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welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.
tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
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luxury welfare

luxury things being involved in less problems than nonluxury things according to stats.
The luxury welfare kept the status quo for the rich.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
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welfare wages

Its the pay that you get from a job that pays so low that you qualify for some type of government public assistance and if you didn't get the public assistance to go along with the job, you would not be able to subsist on the job alone. These types of jobs typically pay up to $3.00 above minimum wage.
Welfare wages is the type of total economy that the US moves closer to with each passing year.
by Curly Stooge July 1, 2016
mugGet the welfare wagesmug.

Welfare State

Refers to a nation whose government taxes honest hardworking people after they worked hard through school to become highly skilled and valuable contributors to the nation's workforce. These people typically have little time for anything else other than work to earn income to pay heavy taxes to finance the welfare state. Meanwhile, lazy people who didn't study hard in college don't bother working and instead date the good looking people the hardworking wanted, then impregnate them, then send the hardworking the bill for the dinner, the movie, the birth control they never used, housing, child support, groceries and clothing, as the lazy monopolizers of beautiful people are the beneficiaries of the welfare state. In turn, the hardworking fork over half their hard earned savings as taxes so the government can send welfare checks to these welfare breeders so they can do drugs while you continue to work your ass off.
Half my paycheck and all the good looking girls go to the welfare state.
by ScrewedOverRicecel March 17, 2024
mugGet the Welfare Statemug.

mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.
I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig
by Smarrf March 14, 2018
mugGet the mechanical welfaremug.

IT Welfare

Performing Information Technology task(s)/job(s) for employees, clients or customers who do not have the skill set to perform the task(s)/job(s) or are unwilling to do it for themselves.
When Users don't complete UAT properly its our jobs to provide IT Welfare and do the job for them...
by jabanks69 May 2, 2018
mugGet the IT Welfaremug.

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