i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.

See also doubting thomas, faggot

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

i can take your man if i want to

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)

I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.

by Definition giver February 15, 2020

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

by Soyolmaa June 2, 2018

I do what I want, I'm punk rock

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"

Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

I WANT KYLIE TO SIT ON MY FACE! pls?

PLS KYLIE SIT ON MY FACE

I WANT KYLIE TO SIT ON MY FACE! pls? Pls?

by Fuckface1283901 December 2, 2019

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

1. A song I forgot the artist of
2. The most requested birthday wish.

Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*

by coolhandlehere69420 December 27, 2022