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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”
Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”
by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022
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bitch i got yo man

when that bitch finally ends up alone because you stole her bf and you vibin'
" Samantha stole Rachel's boy and her aura was pretty much like 'bitch i got yo man'. "
by ava002 January 10, 2020
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I GOT TO GO PEE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 3, 2021
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I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe
by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023
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I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs
“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods
by That smart nigga January 27, 2024
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i got ya plate

Its over. Done. Cooked. Sealed. Delivered. Finished. Fucked.
Bro, i got ya plate, its done.

I stole your girl and got ya plate.
by Kinchkids June 9, 2022
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