Hydrafail

Fucked up to the highest degree. The highest form of FAIL. FAIL on an epic, massive scale.

The American drug policy = hydrafail.

by Dude of Life November 5, 2008

Hydraulic Head

Geological term for head given underwater.

Look at that aquatard, I wouldn't even give him hydraulic head.

by Sergei Eisenstein June 2, 2011

Hydroflask

A metal water bottle that vsco girls have claimed as part of their "culture" and covered with stickers. Can be conveniently used as a weapon to knock these annoying pieces of shit unconcious.

Stupid girl: wow you have a hydroflask sksksksksks
Me: *swings bottle like a hammer knocking this bitch into next week*

by A not stupid person September 12, 2019

Hydroskeet

When you are in the bathtub and are jacking off, but you are too lazy to get up so you skeet in the water inside the tub, which you are laying in.

I got horny in the tub yesterday, so i jacked off and before i knew it i hydroskeeted and was swimming around in my own cum.

by HammboSlice10 November 30, 2009

hydrojawnsky

A jawnsky powered by extreme force of water

pamela anderson is a Hydrojawnsky

by aggan October 24, 2009

Hydrospritzis

hydrospritzis occurs when you turn on the kitchen faucet and the water hits an upright spoon in the sink which re-directs the flow directly at you.

Hydrospritzis is turning on the kitchen faucet and getting drenched due to an up-turned spoon.

by meowmeow suprise December 9, 2010

Hydrocopter

When you're all wet and you use helicopter dick as a method of drying yourself

"Sam, why are you crying?"
"Because Paul thought it'd be funny to throw out a hydrocopter and that water got in my mouth!"

by Mycatlego October 19, 2013