n. When you eat a food that feels great when you're eating it but five minutes later it makes you very tired and bloated. Derived from the title food, Hot Pockets, which are famous for being disgusting and delicious at the same time but ultimately causing a nap to ensue a few minutes after its consumption. Examples include Hot Pockets, Lucky Charms and McDonalds.
by blafinigan4 August 25, 2010
Get the Hot Pocket Effectmug. The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.
In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.
by Tess Buehler June 5, 2018
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. Like the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket, the Brokeback Hot Pocket is performed when one sexual partner defecates in the other's anus and proceeds in performing anal intercourse. The Brokeback Hot Pocket is not exclusively a homoerotic act, but may be associated with sodomy by the uninformed. This act is more intimate than the Alabama Hot Pocket in that the respective parties share their fecal material. Their past meals act as lubricant, facilitating their steamy unity.
Ex. 1
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?
Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?
Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?
Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?
Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?
Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?
Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
by Michalube October 20, 2008
Get the Brokeback Hot Pocketmug. by murdog January 19, 2010
Get the Carolina Hot-Pocketmug. by wizard mcgee December 9, 2009
Get the louisiana hot pocketmug. A dirty, filthy, grotesque sex at in which one partner eats something to guarantee a particularly firm poop, steak for example, and gets his/her female partner's vagina wet and shits directly into her vagina causing the poop to fill her vagina.
Dude this kinky chick told me i could give her a Mississippi hot pocket so i shit in that bitch's pussy.
by Ghettochild1209 December 26, 2008
Get the Mississippi Hot Pocketmug. 