Horizontal Pearls

When your dog hasn't been neutered and his balls are always visible.

Dude, your dogs Horizontal Pearls are all over your pillow!!!

by Chi Chi Chamberlain April 23, 2011

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horizon tease

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness

Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"

by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011

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horizontal line dancing

Horizontal line dancing means to have sex. Sexual intercourse.

Trailer park boys season 3 episode 8- Mr.lahey-"hey Barb why don't we skip line dancing class tonight and have a little horizontal line dancing".

by nativecock08 April 5, 2016

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horizon lumps

A mountain, hill, or piece of land rising from the ground on the horizon.

Hey, look at those horizon lumps back there!

by ShazzySprinkles March 2, 2017

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Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair

Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair

by Gerzman July 18, 2017

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horizontal bugle horn

When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth

Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn

by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017

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