Homework

The thing people give you to make you die

i want you to have this homework

by victor14 October 4, 2019

Homework

The thing I'm supposed to be doing right now instead of writing definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

Mom:" You done with your homework?"
Me: "Uhh."

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 25, 2019

Homework

A thing that teachers say will help you in the future because they're too lazy to try and teach in an interesting and memorable way. The only way to solve the problem is to be in a good school (like a democratic one), but good schools are rare.

Most teachers can't teach very well, so they give out homework

by SpasticMicrophone October 31, 2014

homework

Hours
Of
My
Evening
Wasted
On
Ridiculous
Knowledge

"Why are you not coming over today?"

"Because I want to die."

"Why?"

"Homework."

by guy who hates school October 29, 2019

homework

H alf
O f

M y

E nergy

W asted

O n

R andom
K nowledge

homework stands for : half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

by the missing sock in the wash November 4, 2019

Homework

What you should be doing right now instead of looking it up on Urban Dictionary.
Come on, go, ya got better things to do.

Im sorry mom, I forgot homework. I was looking it up on Urban Dictionary. I didn't do any of it.
Mom: Oh my god, what did I do to have this dumb of a kid...

by LFM_75 March 7, 2020

Homework

Some work those dumbass teachers give you to do at home. Like yeah, mate. It's not like i've just done 6 hours of work, and now your making me use up my free time with MORE WORK.

"Hey, bob, did you do the homework last night?"
"Ugh, no. Why would I waste my time on that?"

by tears of sunshine October 20, 2018