knock me down and fuck me heels

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.

"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007

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I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

by Hampton Grey April 16, 2021

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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

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Kaczynski's Heel

n. That hidden and innocuous conspiratorial belief so entrenched as to be a core identity which handicaps, jeopardizes, and derails the rest of a person's regular ideas, beliefs, and notions. This could be your local congresswoman who believes "the Jews are using blue lasers in a real estate scheme" or your mother in law that thinks geoengineering and the gregorian calendar are linked.

Jeff was a great guy, but when we were at the cookout last Saturday he crashed out. Ranting and raving about how the nitrites in the sausages are somehow related to Klaus Schwabb and an ancient Mithric society. Must be his Kaczynski's Heel.

by asotvitw April 21, 2025

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