knock me down and fuck me heels

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.

"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

by Camilla W. Bush April 10, 2007

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

by Hampton Grey April 16, 2021

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025

Heels

The shoes which give tallness

Wow, this girl is so tall!
- not really, she's just wearing heels.

by nosoulnoproblem December 17, 2021

Heel

(v.) the act of fucking around; fuckery; fooling around
(n.) a person who perpetrates fuckery; someone who fucks around

Stop heeling around guys!
OMG Joe is SUCH a heel!! He never stops messing with the professor!

by SAIPO December 06, 2019

heels

Wear a heel step one time and fall and crack yo legs

Boy : Yo babe can i try yo heels ?

Girl : Nah bruh you a male
Boy : Please
Girl : ok...
*hears bell rings*
Pizza Delivery : Ayo the pizza here !

Boy : Ite comi- *Breaks legs with heels* OH NIGG- AAAAAAAAA, Oh... My legs Broke

by Kickoff2ndOP May 06, 2021