Alaskan Hedgehog

Alaskan hedgehog is when you funnel yourself into a butthole to stay warm in the cold winters .

Liam Neeson was a bad guy in that movie about wolves, but he pulled an Alaskan hedgehog and lived to tell the tale.

by bigdaddykaneeee September 25, 2025

hedgehog

a slang term for a child

i love playing Genshin Impact, my favourite character is the hedgehog

by kai (cobra kai) March 1, 2022

Hedgehog tricks

Ejaculating on camera during Skype sex.

Whenever we Skype he does hedgehog tricks and I love it.

by Mackenzie Roze December 18, 2017

New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

burst hedgehog

An unattractive, messy vagina

"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"

by Burpytoes September 21, 2016

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022

running over the hedgehog

something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.

Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"

by flat hedgehog January 11, 2017