Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

by court day December 9, 2010

Handler

The designated thrower in ultimate

the handler hucked the frisbee. Disappointed that the cutter couldn't get there in time, he yelled, "LAY OUT!!!"

by yeil June 2, 2008

left-handed website

a pr0n website. A right-handed user would hold the mouse in his/her left hand and stroke it with the right.

Ever since I lost my job job, I've been designing left-handed websites. Eventually, I hope to make a contribution in a less ... uhh... behind the scenes way.

by studs December 14, 2004

Handlebars

Slang term for the persciption drug Xanex.

Hey, you looken for some handlebars?

by Ceric February 12, 2006

a handle

A huge bottle of alcohol with a handle on the side. 1.75 L

Dude, pick up a handle of rum on your way home and we'll have a party.

by Shelby9885 March 28, 2014

Blowjob with handles

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.

That bitch is a blowjob with handles.

by Zach April 9, 2004

Fart-handle

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.

"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"

by Sean Delay January 5, 2009