A Hamilton

When one drops a phat nature clump of the brown variety into an unsuspecting toilet

I'm off to drop a Hamilton.

by LTAM October 10, 2008

[Alexander Hamilton]

1. That guy on the US $10 bill.

2. The loser of the gun duel with Aaron Burr.

Why is Alexander Hamilton on the $10 Bill?

by Peter_Puck August 14, 2006

Hamilton Tourettes

A neurological disease that affects just one in 6.2 million persons Worldwide, commonly characterized by random facts and figures being needlessly shared with unsuspecting passers by, about Hamilton, Ontario, Canada – possibly Canada’s ugliest city. Generally those unaffected by this syndrome are unaware of its existence, yet the compulsion involved with this disease is overwhelming. Often times those affected by this disorder are unaware of its existence, and the negative effects of this are felt more so by the diseased individual’s co-workers.

Setting: Sterile office environment. Worker A says, “Hey, has anybody seen Deborah?” And Worker B says, “Oh, yeah. She’s in the kitchen telling some arbitrary story about Hamilton…I don’t know how she does it, but every story involves Hamilton somehow. I think she may be a witch.” Worker A responds, “Oh no, she’s just got Hamilton Tourettes.”

by jamesleblanc October 28, 2008

a Hamilton

When you're at the gym or in a locker room and you go to get something out of your locker and you turn to find the ass of another man, who's changing next to you, (accidentally) in your face.

I went back to my locker to get my earbuds and got a Hamilton from an old timer.

by Butter McBoorae March 28, 2016

Hamilton

A very overrated musical by Lin Manuel Miranda

Sara: "Hey have you heard about Hamilton? "
Zach: "YES NOW STOP BRINGING IT UP! I KNOW YOU LOVE IT NOW MOVE ON THE IN THE HEIGHTS OR SOMETHING"

by MusicalNerdBitch September 16, 2019

hamilton, ontario

A large industrial centre located between Toronto and Niagara Falls. A very multicultural place with many ethnic groups such as Italians, Portuegese, Greeks, Serbs, Croats, West Indians, East Indians, Middle Easterners, and Africans. The downtown area is pretty forgetable, The North End is home to two large steel factories, the East End is supposed to have the highest crime rates, the West End is home to McMaster Univeristy, while "The MOuntain" is a nice, multicultural place.

Man: "I just came from Hamilton, Ontario's East End. Like two people spoke English, all I heard was Serbian, Indian, and Chinese. It's nuts."

by Serbian111 January 1, 2008

Hamilton Harbour Commission

A slick, loving move, named after the town of my birth in Southern Ontario.
The Hamilton Harbour Commission occurs best while 69ing some slut. The man is on top and he bears down and fires a messy splatter of shit all over her face. Optionally, he leans back and sits on her nose and mouth for a couple of seconds to prove the point.

After I got tired of giving that bitch head, I welcomed her to the Hamilton Harbour Commission. When I held my ass and sac down on her mouth, she freaked. Then she threw up.
She had to have a shower, so we were almost late for Midnight Mass.

by Dr. Bob Turcott November 24, 2006