jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016

wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017

Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times

You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain

by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022

Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.

Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.

by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

Hoovered

Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.

Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.

Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.

Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.

Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.

Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.

Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.

Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.

Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.

by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021