New Haven Meatball

when a girl shits diarrhea all over a man’s balls and he proceeds to dunk them into her mouth. Commonly combined with marinara sauce.

Yo you wanna hit up Yale University to put this hoe into a New Haven Meatball?

by New Haven Meatball December 24, 2025

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Haven

An idiotic monkey.

Bro, Haven's so stupid. I hate him so much.

by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025

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Havenism (noun)
/ˈhāvəˌnizəm/

The heartfelt belief in and practice of creating deep, unbreakable bonds with one's siblings through unconditional love, support, and shared experiences, often centered around mutual understanding and care.

Gallybay partakes in Havenism in the way he loves his siblings so deeply😉

by STONER#$ March 24, 2025

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New Haven

Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.

New Haven is 100x better than Cambridge!

by Peter “Big Pete” Salovey June 26, 2024

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Haven site master

The ultimate council estate boss. The type that owns the Haven caravan site. Usually defined by the name “Kacey-Leigh” or “Tanya-Jade”. Has to shout their 9 kids at a minimum of 245 decibels - enough for their voice to cause a 6.8 magnitude earthquake.

Orrrrr nahhh, look at that haven site master over there

by TheMask00_1 May 11, 2025

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Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

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