emotional handjob

when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.

That dude never talks to me, trying to give me an emotional handjob so he can leave early.

by NavyChief619 June 09, 2010

Toriyama handjob

Previously seen characters from the Dragon Ball series that get immense power-ups off screen, first seen in Dragon Ball Super.

"Oh, did you remember how Krillin got that Toriyama handjob and outwitted Gohan?"

by Big-Boy Pants September 20, 2017

hulu and handjobs

When you're too cheap to pay for Netflix but not poor enough to rent from RedBox at your local Wal-Mart.

My girlfriend wanted to Netflix and chill, but I spent my last paycheck buying cartoon porn and had to resort to hulu and handjobs.

by arosi April 04, 2016

Hanoi Handjob

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

by BangkokBobby March 01, 2019

Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.

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by Hawn Gnarley July 04, 2014

Epileptic Handjob

Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit

There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.

by livin the dre4m January 03, 2010

Minnesota Handjob

When your partner uses there elbows instead of hands to give a handjob

"Yo Sarah gave me a nice Minnesota handjob last night"

by DJ chrispysoc October 18, 2016