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Alexander Hamilton

A person no one would care about or ever hear of outside of history class if a musical hadn't been created about him.
History teacher: "Ok class, today we'll be learning about Alexander Hamilton."

Group of students: (start singing Hamilton)

History teacher: "What the hell, none of you would give a shit about Hamilton if there wasn't a damn musical about him. Please, get a life."
by nanithafuc May 29, 2017
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julie hamilton

Typically a clever disguise for a Succubus worn so as to not alert her prey to her sinister soul sucking agenda.
Damn bro I used to have a soul but that Julie Hamilton sucked it right out of me
by babydaddy187 October 20, 2013
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Justin Hamilton

Name given to a Marine, usually a Corporal, in his young twenties with a serious of medical conditions. Most notably a shoulder that breaks with any movement. Do not expect any Hamilton's to be physically fit for any exercise or training. Hamilton's should be issued Life Alert's since they have a tendency to fall unexpectedly and become helpless due to injuries.
Pvt: Sgt, I just got a phone call from the new Marine.

Sgt: You mean Justin Hamilton?

Pvt: Yes Sgt, apparently he fell in the his barracks shower and cant get up.

Sgt: What a turd.
by Cubanimmigrant April 1, 2009
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elizabeth schuyler hamilton

Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton was Married to Alexander Hamilton and had two sisters Angelica Schuyler and Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler and had a lot of kids
Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton had a lot of kids right?
by TheresNoMoreNamesFu- May 29, 2017
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Lewis Hamilton

Lewis Hamilton is a driver who will complain about tyres and then set fastest laps. He wins with the fastest car, but will be outscored by his teammate when in a decent car. The white Mercedes suit looked better on him, and he would probably be able to beat his teammate if he used it.

He also likes posting thirst traps
Look, theres Lewis Hamilton. Hes probably complaining about his tyres
by BonoMyTyresAreGone July 9, 2022
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Lewis Hamilton

He is:
-The first black F1 racer
-Mercedes racer
-An icon
Person 1: Who’s Lewis Hamilton?
Me: An icon
by CantThinkGacha May 17, 2021
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tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez
i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.
by james July 1, 2003
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