A great guy with a loving heart that lights up a whole room when he walks into it. He might be kinda slow but he he’s cute too.
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Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish
Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish
by MHolz April 23, 2009
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Yeah bu thts because he's Greg
Oh wow iv never met one of them before
Yeah bu thts because he's Greg
Oh wow iv never met one of them before
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