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glow up hoe up

The transformation from an awkward ugly duckling to a confident majestic swan...who will eventually bang anyone in an attempt to cement their glow-up status and make up for lost time.
She went from sweet and innocent to sexy and easy after that glow up hoe up hit!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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Green Glow Under My Car

Having sex in your car.
I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.
by conker5698 July 18, 2007
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Glow-hoe

A person who recently underwent a glow up transformation and is making up for lost time.
Wow, once he had glow up he really got to it- now he is officially a glow-hoe with that body count!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018
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Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.
Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.
by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024
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Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
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Communist Glow

The redness of the face that occurs when those of communist ancestry(Russian, Chinese, etc.) drink alcohol.
Dana and Stephanie’s parents are from Russia and China so they get the communist glow when they drink a lot of alcohol.
by Dddddddddddpppppppp December 9, 2023
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