Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.

“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”

by Depression 67 December 18, 2020

Global

To be known widely across a certain area; someone who is known by a lot of people

That's Amanda, she's global

by lauratheexplora February 11, 2019

globalism

It means when someone says someone is dyslexic and they say they didn't know anyone named Alexis.

"He broke me up for bandalism"
"Golleee He Dun used a globalism"

by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019

Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024

post-globalism

An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.

Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!

by Kooyle December 7, 2022