by Cjstew October 6, 2021
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by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023
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Get the Global Whamingmug. Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.
by Creativelingo February 21, 2021
Get the Global Weirdingmug. Mother nature putting down her clothe.
Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
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by skeletonian April 18, 2021
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He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
Get the Global Godmug. Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
by Petdragon December 28, 2022
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