Gizzod

A word invented by Kevin, gizzod ownes you.

I am Gizzod

by Kevin Cheney November 11, 2003

Gilmore Girls'd

(verb) The terrifying and embarrassing act of watching a TV program and then looking up and finding out that Gilmore Girls is on. Often happens when a viewer is not paying attention or falls asleep. Completely unintentional yet somehow unavoidable.

I dozed off during Full House today and I got Gilmore Girls'd.

I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.

After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.

by bbhb8 September 29, 2010

Happy Gilmore

In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)

Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?

Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.

Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?

Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore

Guy 1: you are the man.

by ..erm? March 17, 2010

Gitmo

Signature Move #17: Anal sex while standing up against a wall as if your being arrested, strip searched and probed.

Gitmo: You strip a girl down, push her up against a wall, frisk her from head to toe. Her arms must be raised above her head, up against the wall and her legs must be spread far apart. Then have her spit in her hand and lube up her ass hole, then you fuck her in the ass while standing up against a wall. This is the Gitmo

by Noah Taylor July 30, 2007

Gilmore Girls

A show about nothing, that isn't funny, also responsible for more suicides in the U.S. each year than clinical depression. Loved and cherished by people born with out brains or a sense of humor. One more horrible show on the WB.

I lent my friend my sisters copy of Gilmore Girls season 1 as a joke and found his corpse with his wrist's spewing blood the next day.

by Payton Marshall March 28, 2009

gizmotronic

Gizmotronics, I believe first used by by a vehicle technician when attempting to explain complex electro mechanical systems to a layman.
Can be used by technician or layman alike when referring to any electrical device which performs a spectacular or unusual function, especially when the persons talking about said device do not fully understand the internal workings

can also be referred to as "gismotery"

"how does the metal detector work?"

"it s the gizmotronics in the device which detect the metal

Whilst having a discussion about large LCD t.v's

" the LCD panel is important but it is the gizmotronics behind it that determine the quality of picture

by Dom H666 December 24, 2008

Gizmosis

A disease in which people become obsessed affected with any advanced technological device, usually pointless and/or confusing. A condition or abnormal process characterized by an obsession with anything small and electronic.

The bus is outfitted with a 1956 Onan & Sons military flat head unit, retrofitted w/modern controls and voltage regulators in series to regulate all my gizmosis.

by Nick Name January 7, 2011