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Get the gene mug.Gene is a sweet and kind individual and likes to eat food alot he also gets angry when somebody gets angry at him he is short and nice he would probably get you stuff that you ask for if you are his friend but sometimes he really fucks up he is like really fuckin short probably about 4'3 in middle school he also fails school but could probably somehow suceed if he wasnt writing this story write now man im fucking short
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