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Grubby gums

A toothless Hobo. Aka Mr Gums.
Can usually be found squatting on someone's property.

Has been found to suck cock for rock, thus why Mr Gums is all gum, no teeth.

Loves to make gum slapping noises in hopes of making everyone around suffer from their Grubby Gums.

No dental hygiene, smell is said to be nearly unbearable. Bad Mr Gums. No one can understand what you say through your gum flapping accent.
Eww have you seen Mr Gums??? He has such Grubby Gums!!!

The grubbiest Gums in all the land!!!
by GumHunter July 14, 2022
mugGet the Grubby gumsmug.

Pussy Gum

When a man is in drag and parts of the testicles and penis are visible even though they are tucked
"Hey can see my pussy gum through these pants?"
by Jesus_is_my_best_friend February 2, 2019
mugGet the Pussy Gummug.

chewing gum

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.
"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"
by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008
mugGet the chewing gummug.

Chicken Gum

Having big swolen gums from over consumption of chicken wings.
Martin asked if we had any dental floss because he had a mean case of chicken gum!
by John Manning October 1, 2007
mugGet the Chicken Gummug.

Bubble Gum

He goin down chewin on my bubble gum
by lalala5465465 October 16, 2008
mugGet the Bubble Gummug.

hush gums

Shut up - hush gumsrelation 2 teeth gums
look yeah hush gums man
by Sexyladyo1 August 6, 2006
mugGet the hush gumsmug.

GUM Clinic

Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic

The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.

Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.

For example
Bill Cosby: Hey Leonard, you should get down the GUM Clinic

Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?

Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback

Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?
by Preperation Aitch July 15, 2011
mugGet the GUM Clinicmug.

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