penis grief

That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:

“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”

Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief

by DooksDookie July 11, 2021

Parry Duh's Girlfriend

A very lucky person who is also missing food because Parry takes it all.

Damn I don't get to eat my croissant because my boyfriend Parry stole it. A small price to pay for being Parry Duh's Girlfriend

by McKermit37 November 23, 2022

Grief Hipster

A grief hipster is someone who, upon the death of a celebrity/well known public figure, will profess "Well, I don't give a shit they died. And you know what? This obscure other person died and nobody but me cared!" to show that not only are you being a sheep for being upset a public figure died but that they found someone more obscure to mourn than you.

Grief Hipster: "You're upset Witney Houston died? Well did you know about {insert totally obscure soldier who died in the Iraq War's name}? He died the same day and you don't see millions of people upset about it! I'm better at grieving than you are because I knew he died and you didn't!"

by Grief Hipster April 14, 2012

Girlfriend Guy

A male who doesn't have many or any male friends so he usually only has his girlfriend and/or her friends to tag along with.

Derived from the 2009 comedy, "I Love You, Man" starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.

Chris -"Dude, is Steve gay? cuz all I see him with is Loren and her friends."

John-"nah Loren's his chick. He's a Girlfriend Guy; no male crew at all."

by K-Da6'1 August 15, 2009

winter girlfriend

The process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. The guy then lets her go when Memorial Day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out.

Guy 1: So how are things going with that girl you've been seeing?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see.
Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh?

by The Widge August 21, 2008

tumblr girlfriend

A girl on Tumblr who is associated with you (willingly--- both of you agreed on this relationship) online. You might not even know each other in real life.

Bob's latest Tumblr post says, "I'm following everyone back 100% until I find a Tumblr girlfriend.

by cookiesn'cream September 2, 2013

cyber girlfriend

A girl that is in a relationship exclusively on the interent. This definition is based on the concept that the internet is a free zone like international waters.

Man: My wife caught me talking dirty to a girl online, but it wasn't cheating cause she's my cyber girlfriend.

Guy: I watched in awe as my cyber girlfriend stripteased via webcam.

by King of Clubs June 3, 2007