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goon

"Don't stop da car, da goons are behind us!!! FLOOR IT!!!"
by BIG AL/HABIT December 28, 2005
mugGet the goonmug.

Goon-worms

A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.
The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.
by Goony Pete April 28, 2010
mugGet the Goon-wormsmug.

OVO Goons

Drake fans. OVO Goons are extremely loyal to Drake and bump all the music he puts out. If you dislike Drake they will list his multiple accolades to you while wearing their OVO hoodie. They also will often have an owl in their Instagram bio
Ben: Aye man Drake sucks

Ethan: Bro you're wrong, he is a legend, top 3 all time

Ben: ugh you must be part of the OVO Goons
by Bathing Grape August 7, 2019
mugGet the OVO Goonsmug.

SWEETS GOON

A sweets goon is generally anorexic due to the high intake of budget cola and low grade confectionary. A sweets goon generally appears much older than in reality due to stress of wanting sweets 24/7. Sweets goons generally avoid schools because hanging around offering crap bon-bons or mishaped chocolate bars is a bad look. It is not uncommon to see a sweets goon being ejected from premises for apparent drug abuse whilst screaming "its only a sherbet dib dab!!" . Sweets goons generally have terrible fashion sense and dress like bertie bassett on heroin. Sweets goons often resort to petty squabbling over the last werthers original or begging for a pound coin to get 3 packets of buzz.
Oh man..Look at that sweets goon chasing the ice cream van
by IVOR BIGCOCK December 14, 2014
mugGet the SWEETS GOONmug.

goon city

i'm from dat goon city
by crunkishowwedo October 19, 2008
mugGet the goon citymug.

Spoon Goon

I went to a convention last weekend and this Spoon Goon would not leave Elvira alone!
by Son Of Froggy August 18, 2012
mugGet the Spoon Goonmug.

goon pillow

da bag inside a box of wine after i dun drunked it all up and blowed it up sos i can sleep on it
dat drunk nigger sleeping on a goon pillow
by jamarcy September 5, 2008
mugGet the goon pillowmug.

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