Global-local

A student that is simultaneously in 2 relationships. Usually one is a long distance relationship (global) and the other is the current one at the educational institute (local).

Rahul is in a global-local relationship.

by PeruBalboa November 23, 2023

Global warming

The worst thing that has ever happened to humanity except a bunch of idiots think it’s fake and they try to stop people from attempting to stop the thing that will make the world burn and kill us all

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: Global warming sucks

Idiot oil drill operators: it’s fake you idiot

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: ur the idiot it’s been scientifically proven that it’s real and ur just refusing to believe it because you are the problem

by 40k lored November 6, 2025

Global Warming

fake bs the media wants us to believe. We went from global cooling to global warming in 50 years

We're pumping enough co2 into the atmosphere causing global warming we are all going to burn

by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024

the global academy

Gay

The global academy is a gay school

by Is Den June 20, 2020

Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.

“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”

by Depression 67 December 18, 2020

Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022