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Glizzy Golf 

A round of 9 or 18 holes of golf where each golfer must suck down a glizzy/pocket dog prior to teeing off. If any player refuses, they're out. Vomiting is generally allowed, as long as the player had fully ingested the glizzy before puking it back out.

The losers must each buy the winner a glizzy back at the club house to celebrate (or any other previously agreed upon prize -- such as a round of hotdog water vodka shots, or hotdog water slushies)
"Nice round of Glizzy Golf boys; love getting a round in at dawn before it gets busy. Let's hit the patio for a shot of vodka mustard and a round of relish margaritas."
"Oh shit, actually I still got a couple packs of glizsticks left in my bag if anybody wants to squeeze in a back 9 after."
Glizzy Golf by party on April 2, 2022
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Glizzy Night 

The 11th of May every year, the celebration of eating glizzies (plural for glizzy) takes place to commemorate Nelson Mandela and the work he did in making glizzies so accessible to the masses.
'You coming over for glizzy night tonight, I have a poster. Look!'.
'What's that?'
'It's Glizzy night tonight'.
Glizzy Night by a_dumb__boy May 12, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who really likes to eat hotdogs
"God, (name) is such a Glizzy Gobbler!"
"No way."
Glizzy Gobbler by MandyTheRando August 25, 2022

Glizzy cobbler 

A cobbler made from glizzy.
The food of champions
I'm boutta devour a glizzy cobbler.
Glizzy cobbler by Glizz9000 October 20, 2022

Glizzy Milk 

That white creamy juice that shoots out the end of a Glizzy
Don’t waste the Glizzy Milk on your socks dude, you can get paid for that”
Glizzy Milk by TheBorf December 20, 2022

glizzy taylor 

That tall kid that likes licking the top of the empire state building. SHE IS A FRICKEN GIRAFFE.
glizzy taylor should be a giraffe titan
glizzy taylor by LOARNIDOONN February 9, 2023

Glizzy goblin 

When at younglife camp you become the glizzy master (Daniel R).
Lights out all you glizzy goblins, it’s not Halloween.”