A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman

"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."

by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023

midnight gentleman

A person of color whose ethnicity cannot be determined just by looking at them.

Wow, there sure are alot of midnight gentleman driving delivery trucks around here.

by siesindeinescheisskopf August 3, 2006

Pennsylvanian Gentleman

While having protected sex. Right before you are about to bust a nut. Pull off the condom and slap her in the face with it and then bust your load on her face. Then proceed to walk away and say " I Bid You Adieu"

Tom was such a Pennsylvanian Gentleman to texas lastnight.

by mtapa May 15, 2013

Colfax Gentleman

When a woman is throwing up in the toilet you as a gentleman hold her hair while doing her doggystyle so you thrust she pukes and clinches on your manhood.

I gave her the Colfax gentleman

by Daredick November 5, 2018

Gentlemans whisper

When someone farts in your mouth and you gently blow it back in their face.

After a fancy dinner, Jenny enjoys a gentlemans whisper. She finds the vintage to be familiar and soothing. But, buyer beware, sometimes if the vintage is bad you end up with a cold lunch.

by John Mexico June 23, 2017

Gentleman's Offer

The option of suicide over a lifetime of imprisonment given to a member of high society.

The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.

by Working on Better Memories March 11, 2012

Gentleman’s Knockout

Where one participate in the act of masturbation swiftly followed by entering a warm/hot bath.
*WARNING* - Its is recommended not to have a Gentleman’s Knockout before planned activity as performance will be affected.

“Think I might stay in and have Gentleman’s Knockout tonight”.

“Can you help me move some furniture mate?”
“I’m going to be no good to you mate, I’ve just had a Gentleman’s Knockout”

by Archie Richmond January 18, 2020