friends

Who needs 'em.

Who needs friends?

by samantha j. November 9, 2012

Friends

Fictional creatures who everybody talks about, but they don't actually exist. Believing in them makes you happy, much like young children believe in fairies. But, don't be fooled, 'friends' is just a made up word.

Mad Person: I have so many friends!
Normal Person: Ermmmmm... I don't think you do.

by A.A.A.A August 11, 2013

Friends

The worst Tv show and or sitcom ever created, the absolute epitome of not trying in film industry anymore

Man:”what show do you have on right now”
Man 2:” it’s Friends

by Urmum69oo October 19, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have

Person 1: I have no friends
Person 1: Lol I have no friends who am I talking to

by Anonymousbishnextdoor December 12, 2020

friends

Something you don't have.

"I'm gonna go out with friends."
"What friends?"

by JP the ENFP June 19, 2022

Friends

Friends are friends, which friends friends so when friends friend a friend is friend friends friend.

ME: Hi
Also me: i have to put also me because i have no friends.

by bollzinurjawz January 5, 2022

friend

A person for whom it is currently inconvient, for whatever reason, to stab you in the back.

"This guy's a true friend."
translation
"This guy has yet to fuck me over."

by R.Matthews December 5, 2004