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Free Gas

From when after filling up your vehicle's gas tank, it is above the Full line. In a sense holding more gas than physically possible.
David: ROAD TRIP TO BERKELEY FOR SOME CINNAMON ROLLS!!!

Matt: Why are you yelling?

David: Cuz we gots free gas. So it's free.

or

Maddie: Do you have any free gas so we can we go on an adventure Gab-riella?

Gabby: Absolutely Madeline Rose.... should we invite Paige?

Maddie & Gabby: Nawwww.
by Junko915 February 24, 2011
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Free Lick

(1)A person who could be easily stolen from

(2) A person who could be easily defeated in competitive settings.
(1)”This guy always walks around with his pockets wide open and his wallet half out, he’s such a free lick!”

(2)”This guy wanted to 1v1 on Call Of Duty but I shit on him cause he’s a free lick
by MrKnowItAll62991672 September 20, 2023
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Free clam

When a female neglects or chooses not to wear panties for any number of reasons
Girl, that skirt was so tight, I had to free clam just to avoid panty lines.
by humminbird July 6, 2010
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free protein

A slang term for seminal fluid of the human species. Usually used in suggestive and/or sexual manners.
Scott: Want some free protein? ;)
Dave: No, that’s nasty thanks.
by FreeProtein November 1, 2020
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stress-free

Something I haven't felt since I was a wee child. Ah, the days.
Person A: "What's being stress-free feel like?"

Person B: "Stress...free? Oh yeah, that! That's something I dream of."
by Jazjo November 1, 2018
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Free Water

Tagline made popular by Drippy Ray Cyrus used to grant any parched thot a healthy dose of good h20 - sonically or health wise. This typically equates to giving out beneficial gifts, getting washed in some sort of challenge, excelling in something, helping the less fortunate drink more water, or just unveiling your true inner wetness.

In the past years this term has rose to extreme heights of popularity thanks to other popular social media presences promoting the #FreeWater lifestyle.
Person 1: Bout to release my pirate culture album for free.
Person 2: You wanna give your craft out for free ?
Person 1: Free water for everybody.

Person 1: Did you know its illegal to catch rain water in some states?
Person 2: Whaat?? SMH #FreeWater forever
by freemitherfknwater May 5, 2018
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free melania

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.
"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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