Festival X

The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.

Boy 1: Bro did you see that Maya chick?
Boy 2: Yea, she is a festival X

by CappyDog September 11, 2021

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Michigan Renaissance Festival

Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.

Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.

by СукаБлять March 20, 2024

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Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale October 01, 2015

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Walking Food Festival

A person whose life during Covid has come to revolve around food.

Posting photos of every meal and every snack, sharing recipes, looking forward to eating because what else was there to do, she had become a Walking Food Festival.

by Monkey's Dad March 02, 2021

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