fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!

I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.

by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011

Uncle Fester

A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.

Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.

by lil white boi from bama January 1, 2010

Fender

Female Gender Bender

OMFG VIKI's A FENDER!

by Tsi's November 2, 2008

Fester

something or someone whom is super crusty, lingering around, a person place or thing, a feeling (feel like a fester face)

also known as something you want to do!
"wish we could fester together!"

he's a total fester!

i love festering, but im not a fester!

festering all day long

the dishes are festering all over the house!

fester alert! fester alert!

ewe, massive pile of fester on your right!

i feel like a fester today!

i look like a fester!

can i borrow a piece of fester please?

my room is festering with clothes everywhere!

I'm sick of cleaning up your crusty ass fester!

I'm bored, wanna fester?

you're so annoying, all you do is fester

please keep your fester to yourself.

she's the queen of fester!

crusty fester
fester face
festy mcfesterson
silly fester
smelly fester
fat fester
fest
festerish

by jabjabjab December 7, 2009

feeterbuster

A vegetarian or (less commonly) one who eats only leaves.

My friend Shilpa is a crazy feeterbuster. She is practically a giraffe and only eats iceberg lettuce!

by Bethel February 3, 2006

fester

To hang around not doing anything in particular...

Festering can be fun on a rainy day...

by catalabas May 18, 2003

Fender candy

A woman riding a motorcycle who is so beautiful you don't notice the make or model and don't really care too. A woman who spruces up the bike to make it bling better than all athe chrome on it. Usually the ass end.

Hey did you notice that harley rippin down the street. No I was too busy lookin at the fender candy on it.

by waffenby March 22, 2010