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fetus satchel

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.
by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006
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fetusmonster

any of the various species of little to tiny sized people wandering the earth
Did you see that fetusmonster in the hallway? Because I didn't! It was too SMALL!
by dylan-o November 16, 2006
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fetus chucker

a person who visits the maternity ward far to often
dam shealas up the duff again shes becoming a right fetus chucker.

every time i see her shes chucking fetus.

holy shit whats that fetus chucker doing drinking you know shes gonna get up the duff.

what seven kids whoa thats one hell of a fetus chucker.
by shagger bager January 13, 2009
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Focused Vocalist

Someone who volunteers to sing when surrounded by hot friends (usually when playing rockband) with the objective of getting some sort of action
Jealous Guy 1-"Damn I wish I could sing like Ciaran, he is giving out orgasms over there singing rockband songs"
Jealous Guy 2-"Yeah he seems to be quite the Focused Vocalist"
Jealous Guy 1-"He will be busy tonight"
Jealous Guy 2-"That is for sure"
by C me Rock'er June 8, 2009
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fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)
by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011
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Fecesneeze

A strong wet sneeze that occurs at both ends simultaneously.

For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.

Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."
Pronounced: FeeSneeze - the c is silent.

Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"

It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""
by BenGrunfeld September 11, 2012
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Feustle

A short Omppa Loompa ass lookin bitch teacher who has lost all passion for teaching and wont shut up about how great that one fucking student is.
If your teacher is a Bitch who gets hung up on every single detail of your home work she's a Feustle.
If your boss makes you work late for no overtime she's a Feustle.
Mason: Hey did you get that stupid homework ?

Joe: Yeah it's so fucking stupid.

Mason: I know, she didn't even give us enough time to finish it.

Joe: That Fucking Feustle

Mason: I know

Joe: She's so annoying because if we turn in our Stuff even one day late she'll get pissed.

Mason: Such a bitch

Feustle: *Waddles over* Don't just stand there get to class *She says in bitch*
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