I wrote a poem to show how much of a failure Steven He is
Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee
Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime
Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos
Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure
Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee
Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime
Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos
Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure
by This is a handle was taken September 6, 2022

you.
1. your parents: you are a failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure
by JOE_DAD December 11, 2019

by Failure2345 May 4, 2018

Me
Boy 1: he pulls no bitches and lacks social skills and looks like a girl!
Boy2: yea he’s a boy failure
Boy2: yea he’s a boy failure
by Fries 🦴 July 28, 2025

The male equivalent of a "Girl failure". Defined by a male who consistently catches nothing but L's and is usually framed in a silly manner.
by Beesbeeesbeeees March 16, 2024

by WailB June 4, 2021
