Proven Fact

It is hereby documented, for the world to see, as a proven fact, that Chad does love Samantha most.

Chad loving Samantha most is literally the most well documented, thoroughly proven fact in human history, nobody could doubt it.

by Definitely not chad October 24, 2023

Supa Facts

When something just so valid/accurate/factual/apparent.

Timmy - Yo that loud was fire hommmee Boiii

Conner - SUPA FACTS

Supa facts

by DEMALO MILETO EL SHADDAI April 10, 2018

Cold fact

A fact that his hard to accept

Guy 1: your nan just passed I’m sorry for your loss
Guy 2: no she isn’t!
Guy 1: I’m sorry it’s a cold fact.
Guy 2:

by Cavo. June 22, 2020

facts and reason

The number one enemy of all sweaty internet bigots.

User 1 used... bigoted statement!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems and confirmation bias but the attack was not effective!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems but the attack was not effective!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 12, 2021

Fact Shaming

Shaming someone because they don’t know a fact that you know. Making them feel stupid and less superior than you. This can also apply to people who shame you for not knowing how to pronounce certain words.

Fact shaming: “Don’t you know who Putin is? Everyone knows who he is, you are so stupid Brad! “

by Ombroso August 17, 2018

Zombie Fact

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.

“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”

by TheShickle November 06, 2021

facts, no opinions

facts opinions

We never dated and we never will. That’s all facts, no opinions.

by jaxis_not.available August 16, 2019