Hey, there's Donald Trump. He's a fucktard.
by thepeople99 November 13, 2016

A FUCKTARD is a Democrat.
by Da WHITEMAN March 24, 2017

A combination of the words "fucking" and "retard". Used to express anger towards someone other than yourself. Instead of wasting your valuable time screaming, "YOU FUCKING RETARD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"
You can just say....
You can just say....
"YOU FUCKTARD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"
See the excellent reasoning? :)
Your friends will be impressed.
See the excellent reasoning? :)
Your friends will be impressed.
by Bucksnort-23 May 17, 2009

by little princess October 4, 2012

any one person or group; having such complete lack of commonsense they bumble the simplest of tasks.
Take for example, driving in the passing lane, and staying in your blind spot and pacing you so you cannot pass the other fucktard going 20 mph below the posted speed, (aka a slow race) paying for something with a check not filled out before getting to the register, someone who has a ton of crap, yet the one thing they have to have has no price, so they make you wait longer for a price check. A person buying all sorts of crap, spent way over money they have on them so they have to 'void out' all the previous items except for ONE.
A person who has to have the latest gadget yet epically fails at demonstrating it to a group, or operating it at all.
Someone who never seems to have anything nice or relevant to say about the topic at hand. Rude.
A person who cant seem to do the simplest of tasks, no matter how clearly or precise the procedure has been explained or demonstrated; explains away his or her ineptitude with a shrug and a stupid giggle.
Take for example, driving in the passing lane, and staying in your blind spot and pacing you so you cannot pass the other fucktard going 20 mph below the posted speed, (aka a slow race) paying for something with a check not filled out before getting to the register, someone who has a ton of crap, yet the one thing they have to have has no price, so they make you wait longer for a price check. A person buying all sorts of crap, spent way over money they have on them so they have to 'void out' all the previous items except for ONE.
A person who has to have the latest gadget yet epically fails at demonstrating it to a group, or operating it at all.
Someone who never seems to have anything nice or relevant to say about the topic at hand. Rude.
A person who cant seem to do the simplest of tasks, no matter how clearly or precise the procedure has been explained or demonstrated; explains away his or her ineptitude with a shrug and a stupid giggle.
Ex: That driver should really put down the eyeliner, the ice cream cone and the cell phone while she is driving the car. She is such a 'fucktard'
Wow 240 dollars for 89 cases of Orange Aid, and you cant afford one 1.49 cent gallon of it?
Referring to a group of people engaging in idiotic behavior:
Oh look at the fucktards in the corner trying to figure out how the cell phone works.
After witnessing such ridiculous, one should always say "I guess that's how things are done on planet Fucktard"
Wow 240 dollars for 89 cases of Orange Aid, and you cant afford one 1.49 cent gallon of it?
Referring to a group of people engaging in idiotic behavior:
Oh look at the fucktards in the corner trying to figure out how the cell phone works.
After witnessing such ridiculous, one should always say "I guess that's how things are done on planet Fucktard"
by sweetness68 December 10, 2010

A person for whom the word retard is too good. This word is reserved for people who do or say things that even the most retarded of retards wouldn't do
by Semi Essessi July 18, 2003

by fuck doughty September 27, 2007
