Shower Seltzer

The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.

Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.

by Marit50cal July 02, 2020

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Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.

These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...

by Sircheesus June 04, 2021

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shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.

by juventedd March 23, 2016

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shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.

Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.

by O.Z. tha O.G. February 05, 2010

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PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.

Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi

by #Fresnoswag November 01, 2011

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